Me and my mate had saw a phone for forty squids and both got one. We met up later to go out and get pished.
Whilst walking to his house I'd worked out how to send messages. He'd set off to meet me and we were both at opposite ends of a half mile lane.
I keep messaging him "you're a prick"
Then I heard him shout "STOP FUCKING SENDING ME THAT"
Then when we met up, he went 'tell me how to do that now'
Posted By: pants, Nov 29, 00:09:01
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