Fingers still have residue of beef crisp whiff lads.
I have scrubbed and scrubbed. I've done the dishes and Fairy Liquided them. They've even benefitted from collateral soapage from my ponce facesoap in the shower, and the shampoo from washing my mane. And still the beefwhiff remains. FUCK KNOWS what dodgy s**te is in them crisps. Best avoided I reckon.
I might have to have a bag of chicken crisps to counteract the beefage.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Sep 21, 08:54:25
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