I worked out that in the last 30 days Mrs Walker had spent just shy of ?800 in supermarkets.
Thats ?26 (Twenty six pounds!) a day.
More to the point, there is never, I repeat, never, a single f**king biscuit in the house to give my post-work cuppa a hand, nor a yoghurt, fruit pie, pudding or similar delicacy for afters.
We do have an entire freezer drawer full of blueberries though. FFS.
Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Feb 17, 09:10:00
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