Toss off some pancetta

Squish up two heads of f**king garlic and bung that in too - no, no, take the skins off after you've squished it you f**king numpty - crush three green peppercorns and bung them in as well, four lugs of your fifth-worst filthy slut olive oil, bish bash bosh, give it a little wiggle NO NOT LIKE THAT I SAID WIGGLE NOT FUCKING TWERK, five cloves, the seeds of three cardamom pods, two habanero chillies, a cinnamon stick, f**k it might as well add a tablespoon of black treacle, wiggle it all around some more OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP THAT FUCKING TWERKING WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MILEY FUCKING CYRUS, add to your infusion, leave for a week, then drink a pint of Wherry cos it's nicer anyway.

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Jan 4, 17:15:30