you unfeeling bastard sir!

i have yet to have sex with EITHER garrry or colin, so "technically" I've not cheated on you!

I have a f**king good solicitor who i will pay shed loads of money to to ensure the judge finds me not guilty of the outrageous alleations thrown my way!!!

I dont want split up - - you still have my "edwina curry pvc catsuit" and my signed and framed photo of Maggie proudly and triumphantly standing over the body of arthur scargill!

ps - you can keep the IDS Dildo - its not soiled and no good to me!

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 17, 12:56:34