Happy Birthday N

Have a great day and evening. I've ordered three points to arrive around 9.35pm tonight if you could be hum to collect them.

Have seen you flirting with other Rothers....didn't our candle-lit bottle of red mean nothing. Sorry to break the news on social media but I'm leaving you. You can keep the old football programmes, the CNS scarf, the menu from our romantic weekend in Brighton for the Tory Conference, and the signed picture of William Hague after "that" night, but I'm taking the sex toys.

Posted By: Old Splat, Mar 17, 12:40:23