but I bet you'd meet some fascinating contacts that could lead to a very rewarding life of white collar crime as a result.
Obviously would be a bit of a bummer to get caught again, mind.
It reminds me of my days as a fresh faced trainee catching an overnight bus to Bradford or some other grim away trip, sitting next to some old, wizened chap with all his personal belongings in a black bag.
'So what do you do for a living then?'
'Me? Nothing. I'm just out of prison. 15 years for murder. You?'
*Gulp* 'I'm, err, a lawyer.'
"GREAT! I love lawyers. My brief was fantastic for me. got me a more lenient sentence. If you ever need anything, here's my number."
I wasn't sure what he thought I would need from an ex-con, and needless to say I didn't keep it...
Posted By: CWC, Mar 6, 10:08:15
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