You should wait until she tries a double Olly over your Nike Superairs and falls

with her thighs akimbo

Then you build a matchstick model of the Titanic on her moist cotton gusset

Works every time on the Wrath

On no account should you run off like a ponce and Riverdance in the window of Jarrolds. That way madness lies.

Posted By: Old Git, Oct 2, 22:19:52