BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BONGO BINGO! AROOOOOOOOOOOGAH! MASSIVE ALARM NOISE AND A

BIRD SCARER!

10-54 on the corner of Fishergate and Whitefriars, skunk-related shoot off in the arse, officer in need of assistance, I repeat, officer in need of assistance.

Oh my little boys, my wrinkly cherubs, my poor, moist balloons

Once I had a sweetheart and now I have none
Once I had a sweetheart and now I have none
He's gone and left me he's gone and left me
Gone and left me in sorrow to mourn

Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed, I did see
Last night in sweet slumber I dreamed, I did see
My own darling, Jewel, sat smiling by me
My own darling, Jewel, sat smiling by me

But when I awakened I found it not so
But when I awakened I found it not so
My eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed
Eyes like some fountain with tears overflowed

I'll venture through England, through France and through Spain
I'll venture through England, through France and through Spain
My life I'll venture on watery main
Life I'll venture on watery main

I'll set sail of silver and steer toward the sun
I'll set sail of silver and steer toward the sun
And my false love will weep, my false love will weep
False love will weep for me after I'm gone

WHACK

IT

IN

THERE!

Slam it in that sentence sonny, stuff it up your words sonny jim!

Posted By: tehwatch, Sep 30, 13:30:14