"I was hotter than volcanic lava"

that's exactly what I mean when I say it's like it was written by a 12-yr old.
I mean who the f**k did they get to actually pen this bollocks? It could've been brilliant.

Still, it sounds funny though. It's not often you get an autobiography where the protagonist makes no bones whatsoever about how f**king great they think they are.

Talking of being gay, remember this?
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he and Pique obviously aren't though

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 10, 20:56:28