I've just read another 25 pages or so

"Still, we'd beaten both Malmo and AIK and Elfsborg 2-0 in our first matches and, above all, Malmo FF had me. Everybody was going 'Zlatan, Zlatan' - I was hotter than volcanic lava, and people were saying that Lars Lagerback, the coach of the Swedish national team, was sitting in the stands to observe me"

That's page 79 - I got up to 103 and it continues in pretty much the same vein. It really is hilarious stuff. He couldn't be gay, there's no room for anyone else up his arse!

Posted By: Karnivore, Dec 10, 20:41:48