There should be a mandatory profile including

- real name
- height
- weight
- inside leg measurement
- sexual preferences
- poomer denier status
- last three months' lunch history
- the proportion which Newcastle are prepared to pay
- the square root of 81
- whether Brom was, in fact, aware
- thoughts on the use of the applicability of amplitudahedra to quantum field theory
- an analysis of the influence of Heidegger on the work of Sartre
- an essay entitled "Finnegans Wake - what the f**k?"
- views on the geopolitical implications of tectonic motion in the coming century
- a picture of Jennifer Lawrence

Once an applicant has completed the profile, before they can post there will be a voting process under STV from wroth regulars between the options:

- allow them to post
- allow them to lurk only
- do a smell up the USB
- boil the Ethel
- Claire from Steps

Posted By: Old Man, Sep 20, 13:23:51