MY embarresing anecdote from prague....

envolves me and pape diop (of wrath fame) rolling out of Karlovy Lane night club at 5.30am, stumbling back to our hotel, passing two fit "latin looking" girls sat chatting on a bench. As we passed them I looked at them and said "now kiss each other" in my most seductic "I'm hammered and would probably apporeciate a last chance bit of lesbo action before we finally hit the hotel after a night of zero interest from the opposite sex but plenty of beer" voice.
In a broad cockney accent one turned to me and said "you fackin' what you waaaaanker?!"

fair doos.

Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 6, 16:14:31