I sat in an airport in Prague once delayed. Really obese lady sat facing us 5 feet away.

She was reading a book with Russian or some such language on the front. Said to my mate.

"I think someone ate all the pies."

We laughed.

5 minutes later I sighed as I was bored, and the obese lady went into her bag and produced a game boy and said in perfect English "Would you like to pass the time on my game boy."

Cue embarrassment all round.

Posted By: jafski, Feb 6, 16:07:20