DESPITE my horrific criminal record

and total lack of morals, I am happy to play football for you and, hopefully, score a couple of goals.

In return I expect you to offer me a fixed-term remuneraiton package that is many-times the national average, and one which will not be lessened by poor performance or inability to work.

Membership of the Nandos Executive Club is also required.

Posted By: Henclrikus, Feb 4, 18:29:29