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• In my last job I was sacked for selling drugs which IMO was unfair,
  Posted By: I Am Hoot, Feb 4, 20:36:54
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  To speed up the pre-employment drug testing process, I enclose a small bag of my sperm
  Posted By: Old Git, Feb 4, 20:15:39
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  'dear blah' might be holding you back a bit
  Posted By: VeryMuchDiss, Feb 4, 19:19:57
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  In the interests column just put 'Bantz'
  Posted By: pants, Feb 4, 18:58:01
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  List some specific recent achievements relevant to the role.
  Posted By: tudders, Feb 4, 18:50:30
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  serious reply......... i would do something different.......
  Posted By: usacanary, Feb 4, 18:49:40
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  Enclose a video
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Feb 4, 18:42:16
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  "Darling fascist bully-boy,
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Feb 4, 18:33:43
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  DESPITE my horrific criminal record
  Posted By: Henclrikus, Feb 4, 18:29:29
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  make a mosaic of the club badge out of peas and sweetcorn
  Posted By: Pixelman, Feb 4, 18:21:47
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  Sign with a bloody thumbprint to prove your conviction
  Posted By: yarmyyarmy, Feb 4, 18:20:20
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  USE ALL CAPS TO GRAB THEIR ATTENTION
  Posted By: yarmyyarmy, Feb 4, 18:19:43
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  Leave a copy of this thread where you asked for advice
  Posted By: pants, Feb 4, 18:19:06
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  Drench the letter in perfume and use purple ink
  Posted By: Old Git, Feb 4, 18:17:07
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  Start with a joke from pants' joke book
  Posted By: Old Git, Feb 4, 18:16:19
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  Enclose a naked photo of yourself
  Posted By: Old Git, Feb 4, 18:15:14
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  How about
  Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Feb 4, 18:13:15
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  Write it on a cow
  Posted By: Old Git, Feb 4, 18:13:13
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  Train a poomer to deliver it in its mouth
  Posted By: Old Git, Feb 4, 18:12:17

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