Ok...this worked for me. Tell your mum that she is repeating herself

whenever she tells you anything, just say that she told you it 2 minutes earlier. Then hide one of her shoes in the fridge and ask if you can have a coffee. Continue this for several months and throw in the odd request for a doble-glazing quote at her house which she knows nothing about.
She will end up in a home with you controlling her finances which will make babysitters affordable and spare your kids the kisses they dont want from Grandparents.

Posted By: RoyKeanesFinalTurd, Mar 4, 20:09:59