Google the address, find the names of the occupants. Look them up on Facebook. Find

anybody listed as their relative or partner. Kidnap them one at a time. Remove one digit or other non-vital body part at a time and post it by courier (for maximum effect) to them, accompanied by a video of the act being performed (ensure plenty of pleading).

Finish with a flourish with a good old fashioned decapitation, then move on to next victim. If you have any possibility at all, the icing on the cake would be pets.

Or just get a senser hoomer and take a brolly next time.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 17:14:45