Harry about Bale

"what a player, what a player! Pace, eye for a pass, best left foot I've ever seen and an engine like no other. Thought he was brilliant tonight, brilliant! Lovely lad to have in the dressing room and you need that in a squad. Best in his position at the moment, brilliant! Only trouble is he looks like a chimp. Soooo ugly, really ugly! We've spoken to specialists about possibility of plastic surgery but they reckon he's a lost cause. I thought maybe just maybe we could get his ears pinned back but no, they tell me he'll still look like a primate. Dad, really sad, shame for the lad 'cos he has everything but he'll always be mistaken for a PG Tips chimp and I'm gutted for him".

Posted By: Chopper, Dec 27, 22:23:18