5 mins ago...

...it is amazing what people say to impress a girl:

Kid - "Hey there"
Girl - "Hello"
K - "Getting a drink?"
G - "Yeah, can't decide whether i want tea or coffee"
K - "I know, difficult choice, too much choice - it's like an Aladdins cave... erm... of drinks"
G - "Yeah. Bye"
K- "Hang on, I've got a massive cock................."

Posted By: cean doney, Sep 30, 12:29:37