Moronic things you say at work to impress the opposite sex...

Just heard a classic at the coffee machine from some kid who thinks he's the mutt's nuts - I swear to God this was said not 5 minutes ago...

Kid - "Hey there"
Girl - "Hello"
K - "Getting a drink?"
G - "Yeah, cant decide whether i want tea or coffee"
K - "I know, difficult choice, too much choice - it's like an Aladdins cave... erm... of drinks"
G - "Yeah. Bye"

Can anyone top that?

Posted By: Yellalee, Sep 30, 12:25:22