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Make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex by phoning her up and
telling her.

Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic
steroids by running a bit slower.
B. Johnson, Canada.

Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or
veal. Since they're always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat
substitute, etc "tastes exactly like the real thing," they won't know
any difference.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 14:08:10