fantastic

My favourite:

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.
-- S Goldhanger, Fulchester.

though there's always

Pretend you're a giant panda by giving yourself two black eyes, eating only bamboo shoots and refusing to have sex with the missus.
-- Fierce Panda, Wrath of the Barclay

Posted By: Brendon Fearon, Sep 16, 14:04:33