Holt's appeal hearing will go like this.

Panel
"we've asked you here to discuss the red card given to Grant Holt of Norwich, er, who are Norwich anyway? oh. Them. Didn't they play in europe once? Have we got any proper cases to overturn today? Any Man Utd players that need clearing? What. Oh yes. Gary Holt. Sorry, Grunt Holt.
Can you explain the reasons behind the red card, as the contact looked minimal"

Wankerofas**tref "Yes, even though the actual contact was minimal, i believed he went over the ball with the intent to harm his opponent, and so the tackle itself was dangerous, and deserving of a red card, even though full contact was not made"

Panel "fair enough then, decision upheld"

Posted By: megson, Nov 14, 10:40:17