They're running a doozy at the moment, saw it a few times over previous fortnight.

"Do you have a massive IRS bill? Get out of paying your tax by calling us on 1800-AVOID-TAX now."

(I'm paraphrasing)

Cut to a series of customers giving testamonials:

"I owed the IRS $134,000. With the help of Immoral, Wriggle and Squeak Lawyers, I ended up wriggling out of my bill and settling for just $6,002"

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 15, 12:11:43