"Did you have a tetanus shot in 2006, and now regularlyhave headaches when you bang your

head ? Then contact 0800-SUE-DOCTORS to see if you might be eligible to start a lawsuit against those who will soon be too frightened to actually do anything to help you !".

"Do you sometimes suffer from mosquito bites ? Then you probably have a brain tumour. Go to your doctor and demand expensive heavy medication from our company regardless of whether he feels there is actually anything wrong with you*"

"*sideeffectsmayincludeheadachesachyjointsheartattacksstrokeslungcancerbraintumoursorpartialparalysis"

"I'm a PC. I'm a Mac. FUCK OFF"

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Oct 15, 11:47:11