that wunt the best school days accident i witnessed

by a country mile. kid from over the raod, alan, me and his brother were up a tree on a long sturdy bough. at the time it seemed a long way up and looking back it probably was about 8 feet. alan was at the end and wanted to get down so his bro told him to jump down. so he did. he forgot to flex his legs though and landed very f**king heavily. there was a bit of a pause and then he crumbled to his knees and an animal wail ensued. we both jumped down to discover the cause of his distress, his two front teeth had come out and were embedded right through his tongue. cooter heck.

Posted By: Tomblander, Aug 16, 22:07:41