you try getting away with not telling people what your baby weighs

it's just not possible, that, the sex and how long the labour was is all that anyone wants to know - just you try getting any of that s**t wrong while your other half is around n'all...

(i've not yet got the sex wrong, but it's probably only a matter of time)

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Jul 5, 10:59:34