"a homer"

I was waiting for my son to finish footy practice and the old boy marking the pitch up for a seniors game sideled up to my car...

"Are you the Ref?" he asked
"No, mate"
"Oh, you look like a Ref" (Charming)
"I can Ref if you want!" I said
"Are you a Hoomer?" he asked laughing

See, if you didn't understand the Norfolk accent you could get in deep s**t

Posted By: Tombs, Sep 15, 09:48:47