I collapsed at the Jaquard...

...cos my right knee dislocated as I was talking to someone at the bar...I had to grab the top of the bar to pull myself back up to my feet as I tried to figure out what had happened and not throw up cos it really hurt...so I decided to get really pissed to black out the pain and help me walk home...

In the morning my right knee was the size of a beach ball and A&E had to suck all the fluid out of it...when you looked into the bottle thing where all the pus and stuff was going into there were great (f)lumps of fattyness floating around...I was on crutches for literally weeks...

That has now happened to me 3 other times...

Oh and I concur, sliding onto a bike frame on to one's plums really hurts and there's no way of making it look cool or trying to pretend it didn't really f**king hurt in the first place either...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 13:28:41