i was showing off to some gurls on my new racer and misjudged a corner and hit the kerb at

about 79 mph and my bollocks absorbed the full force of the crossbar and my ballbag swelled up to the size of a medium hedgehog and my cock went black. I went to A&E and did a squeak. That was only last week an all. Not really, I think I was 12. Amazed I've got kids. Fuckert hurt.

Posted By: Tombs, Jun 15, 13:01:38