let me tell you a story.......... about mustard

many moons ago i worked in brunie and the work force was split 70/30 between north americans and us brits

one of the things we missed was colmans english mustard and so when one of us went home we duly bought some back

Now one day this was on the dining table at a meal time and a good old boy from the deep south of the USA saw this mustard and noticed the small amount we were putting on our plates and certain amount of banter followed mostly calling us pussys

he then proceeded to show us how much of a man he was by taking a chip dipping the full length into the Colmans English mustard and eating it in one go

Oh how we laughed , when the reality of what he had done kicked in

he spend the rest of the evening drinking from the water fountain

Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Mar 12, 10:08:42