One of my at-times reliable collegues assures me that Colman's are manufacturing a Yank st

yle "mild mustard".

This is an affront to all things that are right, and, frankly, an insult to every Norfolk man, woman and child that has ever lived.

Gentlemen, we need to do something about this. Picket the gates of Colmanses, organise guerrilla action against supermarkets carrying this "product", write a terse letter to THe Times, something, anything.

This is wrong, and a line must be drawn somewhere.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 09:14:58