And ...

I've been goading/D-List Paul Ross for a "laff"/By unloading/Outside what he'd call his "gaff"

Old fridge freezers/Doors all removed like we're told/His face in the morning on waking a sight to behold ...

Although nothing - NOTHING - tops "Well I heard a lovely rumour that Bette Midler had a tumour, so gleefully I went to tell my friends"

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 18, 01:18:45