FWIW...

'A million housewives every day/ pick up a tin of beans and say:/ "What an amazing example of synchronisation"'
From The Best Things In Life, on Back Again In The DHSS LP.

'She's the main man in the office/ and she treats me like a lackey/ But I can put a tennis racket up against my face/ and pretend I'm Kendo Nagasaki'
From Everything's AOR, on McIntyre, Treadmore and Davitt CD.

'Never trust a crown green bowler/ under the age of 30'
From Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobs**te, on This Leaden Pall CD.

'Opinionated weather forecasters telling me it's going to be a miserable day./ Miserable to who?/ I quite like a bit of drizzle,/ so stick to the facts'
From A Country Practice, on Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral.

'Lord I've tried the best I can/ I've asked everybody in Kazakhstan/ but I still don't understand/ - Bob Wilson, anchorman./ I've been to Kent, Gwent and Senegal/ I've even been to look for Jim Rosenthal/ found him on his knees by the Wailing Wall/ crying Bob Wilson, anchorman'
From Bob Wilson - Anchorman, on Editor's Recommendation.

Posted By: Arganth, Aug 18, 01:17:01