Irish sausages

'Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?' asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter

The assistant looked at him and asked:

'Are you Irish?'

'If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?' demanded the Irishman indignantly.

'Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?'

Then, warming to his theme, he went on:

'Or if I asked you for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?'

'Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would Ya? Would Ya?'

The assistant said:

'Well, no.'

Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman steps it up a gear.

'And if I asked you for frog's legs, would you ask me if I was French?'

'What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?'

'Well no, I probably wouldn't' conceded the assistant.

So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says:

'Well, alright then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?'

the assistant replied:

'Because you're in Homebase.'

Posted By: Steve in Holland on December 17th 2008 at 12:54:22

Message Thread

Irish sausages (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 17, 12:54:22
- is that the joke that ends; 'Because you're in Homebase.'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 17, 12:58:37
  - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 17, 13:05:54
  - I don't know..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 17, 13:05:42
    - essentially a racist joke playing on ill perceived and incorrect stereotypical st (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 17, 13:09:23
      - So a little bit like that Northern Train thread? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 17, 13:18:00
        
        Oh FFS - Northerners are not a race! (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 17, 13:35:37
        
        So to be clear, as long as it's not racist, it's ok to poke fun at people about (General Chat) - pants, Dec 17, 14:00:39
        
        you can't be from the North you tool (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 17, 14:05:02
        
        agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 17, 14:20:57
        
        no, being northern is not a race but an affliction. (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 17, 13:18:45
        
        Any specific one? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 17, 13:22:27
      - Come on Tombs, we all know Micks are thick (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 17, 13:12:31
        
        Sometimes they don't help themselves I admit and I am arf Irish (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 17, 13:14:51
        
        I'm half Jewish, (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 17, 13:30:02
        
        I got the first one (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 17, 13:31:24
        
        I got it from a Paddy (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 17, 13:15:48
        
        if you got AIDS from a Heroin addict that wouldn't make it right would it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 17, 13:20:40
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 17, 13:29:22

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