I agree.

I like it when you go to a restaurant that has square plates that are about one foot across and you order lamb.

The lamb and associated vegetables are about 3 inches across in the middle of the plate and someone has done a ponce's pattern around the edge of the small food with some perfumey, red sauce.

Then you pay about ?28.82.

And get three bits and chips on the way home.

I reckon they could serve about 123 main courses from one lamb's foot.

That's ?3544.86.

A lamb's foot is about ?4.87.

Bung the chef a few bob and the girls who carry the square plates and it's still a tidy profit.

I am going to open a restaurant - "Tourettos"

"Here's your t**tting pasta, f**kspunk"

?28.60 please titstick, the pasta cost me about 34p.

Posted By: malkybarkid on December 11th 2008 at 12:55:21

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- Off for some sushi in a moment (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 11, 12:39:51
  - *寿司, 鮨, 鮓 (General Chat) - harry boulders, Dec 11, 12:46:27
  - cool, sushi is good (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 11, 12:41:00
    - it's overpriced raw fish with green horseradish and rice (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 11, 12:43:07
      - I had some wraps last night, with salami and blue stilton (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 12:48:23
      - I made mashed potatoes with wasabe the other night (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 11, 12:45:59
        
        actually that^^^^^^ is wuss than pineapple on peetsers (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 11, 12:53:19
        
        i likes a nice bit of champ every now and then (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 12:56:16
        
        aye, to be sure (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 11, 12:58:42
        
        what about grain mustard? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 11, 13:04:33
        
        no no no camcan (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 11, 13:07:11
        
        i normally use spuds for mine (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 11, 12:52:53
        
        i only tried sushi once and that wasabi tasted like it sounded (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 11, 12:49:40
      - But think of all the effort to roll it up into a shape (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 11, 12:44:13
        
        righto....... *thinks of it* (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 11, 12:48:27
        
        I agree. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 11, 12:55:21
        
        that sounds a terrific idea (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 11, 13:03:32
        
        I love tasting menus (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 11, 13:07:04
        
        me too (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 11, 13:09:18
        
        I'd love to see that at Delias (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 11, 12:57:28
        
        I like watching Japanese cooking (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 11, 12:46:49
        
        That one off of Prince of Wales rud was always good, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 11, 12:49:30
- Turkey Sandwiches (wholemeal), packet of Tyrells Salt & Vinegar and a satsuma (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Dec 11, 12:36:00
  - Turkey!! Are you stark raving bonkers!!! Turkey!! (General Chat) - pants, Dec 11, 13:01:04
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