Lizard Legs

there was a hooker in Cyprus called lizard legs on account of her mahussive varicose vein problems caused by warming up her recreational area in front of a 3 bar fire on those chilly winter mediterranean evenings. She also went by the name of Tartan Legs however, that was not down to her varicose veins but because the entire Battalion of the Argyle and Bolton Wanderers had been through her one evening after payday.

Posted By: Tombs on December 10th 2008 at 10:57:56

Message Thread

Clark's replacement - Who would you want? (NCFC) - wgf500, Dec 10, 10:39:40
- Malky Mackay (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Dec 10, 12:06:42
  - yes please if not Iwan - lets get some Norwich blood in. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 10, 13:14:36
- Stephenson. (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 10, 11:13:13
- Stuart Jarrold (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 10, 11:08:03
- Cherie Blair (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 10, 11:02:28
- prob Malky and confident now that Garry Brooke is going to steal him (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 10, 11:01:10
  - Thanks for the belief. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 10, 11:02:43
    - for fuck sake though (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 10, 11:03:39
      - I'll try not to. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 10, 11:07:19
      - or banjatter him (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 10, 11:05:38
        
        or Globulate him. fantastic word but a completely inappropriate an approach to malky (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 10, 11:07:30
- Cherie Lunghi (n/m) (NCFC) - Greeny, Dec 10, 10:53:16
  - erm.. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 10, 10:54:35
    - ... (NCFC) - pants, Dec 10, 11:00:18
    - Too young to remember The Manageress on TV then??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Greeny, Dec 10, 10:56:32
      - EXCALIBUR!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 10, 11:04:03
      - Yes he is. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 10, 10:57:06
      - I wish! - too old more like. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 10, 10:57:02
        
        Ah. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 10, 10:57:28
- Sophie Ellis-Bextor (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 10, 10:52:50
  - my cock would like that. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 10, 11:05:01
    - lovely old cock (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 10, 11:05:54
  - Get the London look (NCFC) - pants, Dec 10, 11:03:26
  - Lizard Legs (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 10, 10:57:56
- John Ward (NCFC) - pants, Dec 10, 10:50:14
- Sandy Toksvigs (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 10, 10:49:20
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 10, 10:48:32
- Don't laugh...Magilton. He needs the guidance and could be a very good assistant (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Dec 10, 10:44:38
  - i quite like jim mugiltons (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 10, 10:48:39
    - I'm sure he'd roll over for you tombs ( a la Sunday) (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Dec 10, 10:51:50
- Sarah Palin (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 10, 10:43:23
- IWAN! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 10, 10:40:43
- hucks (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 10, 10:40:33

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