I guess :)
Stewart Lee's most recent stand up skit, quirks at that
I did a gig up north somewhere and they didn't see the joke in St Margarets Weight Watchers and Ethnic Debate Society, which we don't have where I live, but they didn't laugh
Mainly because, the people in the audience have that kind of attitude about the south that they go "well I wouldn't be surprised if they did have that down south, it sounds like something the south would do"
I did laugh at the joke, and myself at the same time :)
Works vice versa though
I was stood at the bar the other day and a guy from London was stood with someone he worked with, and the question was "how you finding it up here", and this guy tried his best to go the whole "well you know, it is up north and it's not ideal cos it's the north, weirdos", and he couldn't do it. The nearest he got to was "well it's a lot different up here, things are a bit slower and it's very small, but we've grown to like that very quickly, the girls have certainly settled in and everyone seems really nice"
Although they're really pleasant things to say. If I went and moved to London, I'd still expect people in villages and surround areas, or even in towns or cities, to be civil to each other
What was he expecting, us all to tell him to eff off as soon as he walked through the walls?
My annoyance with the south is only due to hogging anything cultural, and it's got to the point where the government has had to stop being like that spread it's wings, for the country's own good
Sometimes they get it wrong (ie the armouries museum in leeds should have probably been in york, and would be a must for any visitor to York, yet was built in Leeds, and the relevance doesn't really work), but in the main, they have to try and put museums galleries and culture away from London, or they'll forever be bragging about subsidising the rest of the country if they're going to hog it all
It's worked wonders for Newcastle (although that was down to an awful lot of local leg work to achieve that), and Newcastle has ditched it's shabby city tag, largely the same as Leeds and Sheffield has improved
It was a sad world when Manchester did the commonwealth games without a fault or organised failing. Yet listening to a radio 5 phone in, and it was all "yeah battt it's appp naourff, and it shad be enn Laaaanndon"
Posted By: Smickers on November 11th 2008 at 18:13:01
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- Another opportunity to complain AFTER the actual even (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 11, 15:52:20
- how do you complain before the event happens (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 11, 18:23:52
- I've never heard of him (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 11, 16:46:21
- me neither (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 16:54:26
- Errr (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 11, 17:07:52
- i wouldn't have a clue whether you'd read his articles or not (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 17:19:17
- fill ya boots though, whole anthology of shite here (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 17:33:06
- oooh i like this: (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 17:56:07
- I guess :) (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 18:13:01
- London being the European city of culture intut? (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 18:22:37
- there!! there, (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 18:28:22
- London being the European city of culture intut? (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 18:22:37
- I guess :) (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 18:13:01
- This week he must have had loads to moan about Britain (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 17:37:19
- oooh i like this: (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 17:56:07
- It's not something I wish to waste my time on (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 11, 17:29:55
- So you're either being grossly patronising to Brandonio (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 11, 17:27:42
- or (as would appear) you and Brandy are both being just a smidgeon bit 'precious'... (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 17:33:28
- I really haven't got a fucking clue what you're blathering on about (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 11, 17:36:25
- cheerio (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 17:37:56
- you love being marvin don't cha? (n/m) (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 17:39:35
- perhaps (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 18:07:14
- it's a distinct (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 18:19:10
- That would appear to be the size of it (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 11, 19:14:09
- some quality mispelt words there (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 18:21:33
- it's a distinct (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 18:19:10
- perhaps (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 18:07:14
- you love being marvin don't cha? (n/m) (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 17:39:35
- cheerio (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 17:37:56
- I really haven't got a fucking clue what you're blathering on about (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 11, 17:36:25
- or (as would appear) you and Brandy are both being just a smidgeon bit 'precious'... (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 17:33:28
- fill ya boots though, whole anthology of shite here (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 17:33:06
- i wouldn't have a clue whether you'd read his articles or not (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 17:19:17
- I guess (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 17:05:40
- Cor ba...aren't you a patronising little so and so (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 11, 17:04:27
- This chapter though (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 17:10:22
- Errr (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 11, 17:07:52
- Have you ever listend to the Herring and Collins podcast? (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 11, 16:50:31
- That one where gaunt was whinging about some call centre in england too (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 16:54:03
- I must have listened to the one where collins read his book (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 16:52:32
- The only good thing I like about Jon Gaunt (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 16:50:28
- me neither (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 16:54:26
- Subtle difference here though (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 11, 16:26:03
- Get to bit in book where he loses his virginity, cracking bit of literature (n/m) (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 16:37:15
- might nip and get a copy (General Chat) - south, Nov 11, 16:36:41
- You've got to be joking, surely (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 16:41:57
- Not sure I find it quite so easy to agree (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 11, 16:39:35
- BRITAIN IS CLOSED (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 16:51:14
- Forgive me however it would be rather difficult to complain before the even (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 11, 16:10:28
- spot the correct slipping down the page (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 11, 16:13:29
- yes i realised that. it still doesn't explain how one could have predicted that and got a (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 11, 16:15:32
- silly me, I see what you mean, I meant complaining after the event (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 11, 16:24:05
- Oh, I see now (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 11, 16:28:02
- silly me, I see what you mean, I meant complaining after the event (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 11, 16:24:05
- yes i realised that. it still doesn't explain how one could have predicted that and got a (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 11, 16:15:32
- spot the correct slipping down the page (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 11, 16:13:29
- I heard that live, at the time I was a bit shocked by Gaunts behaviour (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 11, 16:06:23
- Not sure I'd last 5 minutes, it's like that horrible Nolan on weekends (General Chat) - Smickers, Nov 11, 17:13:04
- hmm maybe my 5 mins was that representative of the whole conversation then....... (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:10:16
- ha ha, I actually caught that live, talk sport is on my shed radio (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:00:26
- superb (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 11, 16:16:21
- superb (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:17:13
- and a trusty old bongo mag? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 11, 16:24:07
- No, i'm either there to smoke or do DIY the first one of those 'reasons' (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:41:17
- *doesn't* not does. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:56:21
- No, i'm either there to smoke or do DIY the first one of those 'reasons' (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:41:17
- magnifique (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 11, 16:19:11
- and a trusty old bongo mag? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 11, 16:24:07
- superb (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:17:13
- Doesn't the fag complain about the shared attention? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 11, 16:12:08
- I dithered between fag and smoke, wondering which would product the least WOTB responses.. (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:16:19
- Lambert & Butler? (n/m) (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 16:25:19
- Marlborough Lights. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:37:50
- ^^^ ladyboy (n/m) (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 16:39:47
- not last time i checked........... (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:41:58
- ^^^ ladyboy (n/m) (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 16:39:47
- Marlborough Lights. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:37:50
- Lambert & Butler? (n/m) (General Chat) - predictionmakinggod, Nov 11, 16:25:19
- I dithered between fag and smoke, wondering which would product the least WOTB responses.. (General Chat) - megson, Nov 11, 16:16:19
- superb (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 11, 16:16:21
- Yes (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 11, 15:57:26
- *event (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 11, 15:52:37
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