How about this classic from Lawnmower Deth

of "Watch our Grandma here comes a lawnmower/ It's going to rip your face off" fame:

My boss at work,
Is such a t**t,
He wants to spank my bottom,
With a cricket bat.
He says he'll use,
A Gunn and Moore,
And spank my bottom 'till,
It's really sore.
Ooh he spanks me more and more,
'Till my bottom bleeds red raw.

Posted By: Steve in Holland on August 10th 2005 at 11:58:53

Message Thread

One of the worst lyrics ever ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:33:02
- painfully forced rhyming... (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 12:06:27
  - It could have been a coincidence (General Chat) - Delveg, Aug 10, 12:07:56
    - or it might have actually been true (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 10, 12:28:08
- dutty dap (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 12:04:12
- do it under my doggy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 12:00:07
  - Must be a song in that somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 12:00:36
- No contest. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 11:56:27
  - true, though don't they have the (slight) excuse of being foreign (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:58:39
    - Swedish, I believe. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 11:59:52
    - So do Bon Jovi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:59:35
- Best ever (General Chat) - AlanCreosoteProject, Aug 10, 11:54:04
  - How about this classic from Lawnmower Deth (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:58:53
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 12:08:53
    - short, but I've always liked... (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 12:08:19
- 'I love you like a fat kid loves cake'... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 10, 11:45:53
- one of the best - 'I wrote my feelings down in a rush I didn't even check the spelling' (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 10, 11:45:32
  - Postcard Of A Painting even! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 10, 11:50:24
  - sounds like a lot of the posts on here! (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:47:43
- "With your carefully designed topless swimsuit, you get an even suntan, on your back and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 10, 11:43:01
- Bon Jovi yeah? (General Chat) - Delveg, Aug 10, 11:39:07
  - It goes (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:40:59
    - That's the one and painful sums it up perfectly (n/m) (General Chat) - Delveg, Aug 10, 11:42:21
- "You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese" (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:35:49
  - 4am in the morning, carried away by a moonlight shadow (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Aug 10, 11:37:24
    - As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeeeeetiiiiii (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:40:12
      - Does Kilimanjaro rise over the Senegeti? (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Aug 10, 11:41:27
        
        not Ngorongoro (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:44:19
        
        That's the bugger. (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Aug 10, 11:46:46
        
        well you learn something every day on this board (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:45:23
        
        Have to say...... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Aug 10, 11:49:05
        
        you were interested enough to actually read it!!! (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:49:00
        
        Well they must have meant they were talking shit then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:41:57

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