Best ever

Once we had a donkey,
we kept it in the yard
One day in the winter
it was snowin' hard

Mother said the donkey
must be cold in the yard
Bring him in the kitchen
and let him have a warm

In came the donkey,
'n' bit me father's ear
Took it for a cabbage leaf
and broke the chandelier

Out went the gas

And then it came alight again

Poor father's head

The donkey took a bite again

Mother took a knife and fork
t'stick it in the ass

Stuck it in me father's head
and out went the gas

Ain't you mad you can't get at it?
Mother's sewn me drawers up.

Neil Young - "Cortez the Killer"

Posted By: AlanCreosoteProject on August 10th 2005 at 11:54:04

Message Thread

One of the worst lyrics ever ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:33:02
- painfully forced rhyming... (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 12:06:27
  - It could have been a coincidence (General Chat) - Delveg, Aug 10, 12:07:56
    - or it might have actually been true (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 10, 12:28:08
- dutty dap (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 12:04:12
- do it under my doggy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 12:00:07
  - Must be a song in that somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 12:00:36
- No contest. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 11:56:27
  - true, though don't they have the (slight) excuse of being foreign (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:58:39
    - Swedish, I believe. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 10, 11:59:52
    - So do Bon Jovi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:59:35
- Best ever (General Chat) - AlanCreosoteProject, Aug 10, 11:54:04
  - How about this classic from Lawnmower Deth (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:58:53
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 10, 12:08:53
    - short, but I've always liked... (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 12:08:19
- 'I love you like a fat kid loves cake'... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 10, 11:45:53
- one of the best - 'I wrote my feelings down in a rush I didn't even check the spelling' (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 10, 11:45:32
  - Postcard Of A Painting even! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 10, 11:50:24
  - sounds like a lot of the posts on here! (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:47:43
- "With your carefully designed topless swimsuit, you get an even suntan, on your back and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 10, 11:43:01
- Bon Jovi yeah? (General Chat) - Delveg, Aug 10, 11:39:07
  - It goes (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:40:59
    - That's the one and painful sums it up perfectly (n/m) (General Chat) - Delveg, Aug 10, 11:42:21
- "You call me sweet like I'm some kind of cheese" (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:35:49
  - 4am in the morning, carried away by a moonlight shadow (General Chat) - SherryEnema, Aug 10, 11:37:24
    - As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeeeeetiiiiii (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:40:12
      - Does Kilimanjaro rise over the Senegeti? (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Aug 10, 11:41:27
        
        not Ngorongoro (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:44:19
        
        That's the bugger. (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Aug 10, 11:46:46
        
        well you learn something every day on this board (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:45:23
        
        Have to say...... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Aug 10, 11:49:05
        
        you were interested enough to actually read it!!! (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 10, 11:49:00
        
        Well they must have meant they were talking shit then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 10, 11:41:57

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