I say

It's very hard buying a car in middle age

If you buy the Porsche you always wanted but could never afford before, you look like a real saddo who can't get it up any more and needs a penis substitute

If you buy something that's not a Porsche, you look like a Mum going to Tescos

You're all BEASTS

Posted By: Old Git on November 5th 2008 at 11:49:27

Message Thread

Who has got the gayest car, me or Old Git? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:38:47
- Neither of us (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 5, 11:46:33
  - Mr Git my dear fellow, is yours a Cooper, a Cooper S, or a Cooper S Works? (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 5, 11:59:22
    - Which one will get me the least abuse? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 5, 12:00:23
      - Well the Cooper S Works is by far and away the least gay (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 5, 12:06:04
        
        In that case, the Cooper S Works (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 5, 12:13:23
        
        that's ok then. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 5, 12:26:29
      - Doesn't matter. Still a mini. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 12:00:54
        
        Something for the weekend sir!! (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 5, 12:06:00
  - I am getting a brand new car today (the hairdresser car is 2nd hand) and I don't know wha (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:48:54
    - "mitsubishy barnaby" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 5, 11:50:32
- I have a horrible feeling it might be me (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 11:46:17
  - "Opel" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 5, 11:49:27
    - lollage. a childish car game is to prefix model of your car with the word "Anus" (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:51:33
    - No fuckern poi. It's a fuckern Opel. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 11:50:34
      - taart (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:53:01
        
        this is true (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 11:56:07
  - Oh dear... (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 5, 11:48:39
  - Ben please delete this post^^^ (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:47:18
    - You're just jealous because you're not as gay as me (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 11:48:26
      - I am not too happy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:49:36
- Lawksamercy. It's a close thing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 5, 11:43:54
  - Incredible!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:45:38
    - By owning a car? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:49:30
      - Shut the fuck up or I'll log on as Tony Powells Frock (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:53:50
        
        Make it Vernon the Terrible and you've got a deal (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:54:48
- both...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 5, 11:42:59
  - I say (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 5, 11:49:27
  - It's a car (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:49:13
    - What do you drive then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 11:49:44
      - The Sunshine Bus (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 5, 11:52:19
        
        With a few passengers from this board it seems (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:54:08
        
        No because we would be driving our own gay cars (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 11:55:57
        
        If anyone questions their sexuality over what car they drive, then they have a lot of (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:58:13
        
        Any bus (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 11:52:44
      - It dunt matter (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:51:21
  - 0ne all then (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:45:02
- Old Git, Minis are soooooooo gay (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 5, 11:41:51
  - No they aren't (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 5, 11:51:00
    - Can you still get those sun visors that went across the top of.. (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 5, 11:57:50
  - It's a car (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:48:54
  - Does he also do a bit of mobile hairdressing? (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 5, 11:42:34
    - Because he's the owner of a car? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:49:56
      - Because he's the owner of a hairdressers car. (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 5, 11:51:49
        
        A bit like lorry drivers murder prostitutes? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:53:01
        
        Yep, you're on the right lines there. (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 5, 11:59:16
      - Because he, like me, is the owner of a gay car. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 5, 11:51:35
        
        weirdos!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:53:33
- It's a car (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:39:58
  - i was talking to humans (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 5, 11:40:16
    - It's still a car (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 5, 11:48:43

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