(I'm useless with laptops keyboards...) but, say you'd just hooked up with kate moss

and she'd flounced in to find you in bed getting humped by Gaz from the fish counter in waitroses, you'd have a bevvy of stock excuses right up your non-existent sleeve. Kate would swallow it in an instant, f**k off and fix you a stiff one and blow you to sleep after the football. Job done.

Posted By: Tombs on October 27th 2008 at 22:24:46

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Why does the central heating break down on the coldest night of the year? (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 27, 21:10:51
- Not even married a year, and already she'd rather warm up with a hot water bottle (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 27, 23:34:37
- British Gas gold star cover...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 27, 21:12:34
  - yep that's who I'll be ringing very soon (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 27, 21:13:58
    - very good. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 27, 21:16:01
      - I've had a contract for years (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 27, 21:17:48
        
        so let me get this right cc....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 27, 21:20:27
        
        it's a bit like this (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 22:33:13
        
        ho ho (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 27, 23:02:37
        
        Not for looking at gaylord pics on the net then? (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Oct 27, 21:34:25
        
        what a cock up! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 21:36:10
        
        wonder what his excuse to his wife was?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 27, 21:37:34
        
        "Sorry love, I got a bit tipsy and he came onto me"? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 21:40:41
        
        or "sorry love, me and dave where just having a wressle..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 27, 21:46:39
        
        "and a big gust of wind blew our clothes clean off!" (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 21:48:32
        
        tombs...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 27, 21:58:10
        
        i didn't mean "us" as an item, that would be totally ridiculous (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 22:04:07
        
        and.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 27, 22:19:08
        
        goes without saying chels but, say=== (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 22:20:54
        
        (I'm useless with laptops keyboards...) but, say you'd just hooked up with kate moss (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 22:24:46
        
        i'd still be dumbfounded....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 27, 22:39:51
        
        That's all very well but.... (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Oct 27, 21:57:33
        
        let me get this right (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 27, 22:05:39
        
        Mine too. tyvm (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Oct 27, 22:29:20

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