I employed an ex-con (just out of Dartmoor) as a gardener and oddjob man a foo yares ago

After six months he nicked our car keys and was next seen in Birmingham

Posted By: Old Git on October 13th 2008 at 16:52:41

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I'm currently comparing broadband deals and providers, home and mobile, (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:18:10
- TalkTalk for the cheap option, maybe SKY if you subscribe or BT for service (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 13, 18:22:08
- Sky broadband seems pretty good (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 13, 18:05:56
  - What speeds are you getting? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 13, 18:28:54
    - You won't beat that. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 13, 19:59:07
      - Not too sure to be honest (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 13, 21:37:56
- Incidentally, I've got the same blind problem as you in my kitchen(no (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:10:19
- Ooooh, bitch!! Actually I work all day with stuff that was invented (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 16:41:03
  - HANG ON A SEC (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:59:35
    - Well, not invented, but designed stuff that was invented. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:07:44
      - Sorry, been outside for a bit (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 17:39:34
  - Yebbut (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:45:28
    - Yebut that's yoof stuff like actrices, shit telly progs and up/down/streamloading (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 16:47:23
- have you tried one of them money saving supermarket dot com contraptions? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 13, 16:26:18
  - Their a bit shit, hence why they have to advertise on that new fangled telly thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 16:41:44
    - THEY'RE (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 16:51:12
      - THERE (n/m) (General Chat) - Mr Perfect, Oct 13, 17:16:36
        
        Ouch (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 17:25:14
        
        You've let OG down, you've let the school down. Most of all you've let yourself down. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 13, 17:17:56
        
        Worse than that (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 13, 17:21:07
        
        Now pull your trousers down and bend over (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 13, 17:21:02
        
        YAY!! Never knew bad grammar was so much fun! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mr Perfect, Oct 13, 17:24:39
      - Fuck me OG, I know that's the first time I've ever done that. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:00:51
      - Well bugger me sideways (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:52:42
  - yep, and Uswitch, and various other comparison-thingies (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:29:32
    - which is exactly why i can't be arsed to change (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 13, 16:31:57
      - Here feckin here. Some slimey git knocked at my front door (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 16:44:25
        
        I have a simple line I give 'em all (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:47:11
        
        Tea towels from ex cons. I shalln't be caught out by that one again. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 13, 16:48:43
        
        I employed an ex-con (just out of Dartmoor) as a gardener and oddjob man a foo yares ago (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 16:52:41
        
        I work with a collection of ex-cons and former queen's-killers (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:55:34
        
        Didn't know you were a policeman (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 16:56:57
        
        Clearly we have a better grade of excons in Nawf Wales (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:51:15
        
        But he's right about the tea towles, they ARE shis, as are the scissors you can cut metal (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 16:55:56
        
        Towels (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:57:19
        
        SHIT, it's SHIT!! God, give me strength. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:02:39
        
        Soz Sug, that was aimed at the Gitsta (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 17:03:47
        
        Silly old fool (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 13, 17:25:36
        
        I tell them all I've just been made redundant. They can't get away fast enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 16:48:17
      - See, I could save up to 120 quid a year (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:43:21
        
        My old man, god bless him, did that. Swithched gas providers (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 13, 16:46:05
        
        My mate in Basingstoke (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:50:02
        
        Three legs and a twat at the top. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 13, 16:51:25

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