^^^ That would be a modern polyplasticness.

Wear cotton on a half marathon, and you'll be fine as far as chafing is concerned, but should you make the decision to sweat in any way at all, expect to struggle as your body goes manic trying to maintain core temperature homeostasis, with all this cold and soggy fabric hanging off your slowly plodding frame.

The wise half-marathonner knows that the correct choice is a modern polyplasticness, coupled with liberally applied lubricant, such as the petroleum jelly based product "Vaseline", which I understand is very popular amongst homos.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on October 9th 2008 at 15:21:28

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sincerest apologies if WW2, but (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:04:10
- Will the ball have laces in? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Oct 9, 15:28:25
- something that will make your nipples bleed if you are daft enough to wear it on a half ma (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:16:34
  - I reckon either of my options would achieve that (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:22:07
  - ^^^ That would be a modern polyplasticness. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 9, 15:21:28
    - it's not just for homos! (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 9, 15:24:48
      - Rolf. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 9, 15:26:40
      - lol. With very small print at the bottom: (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:26:21
        
        ^^^ gay killer (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 9, 15:43:55
        
        What about Catholic gays? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 9, 15:59:53
        
        priests y'mean? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 9, 16:03:23
        
        Quack (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 9, 16:06:32
        
        Peados. Lol. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 9, 16:05:58
        
        yes, but only petit pois (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 9, 16:12:55
        
        Do they mange tout? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 9, 16:17:03
        
        Wearing a pair of Spaedo's? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 16:10:09
        
        you mean priests? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 9, 16:01:44
        
        "small print at the bottom" (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:27:25
    - ha ha. So teh 59ers didn't chafe, at least (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:24:11
      - Norridge shirt - from a few seasons ago - first season after relegation, I think. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 9, 15:25:11
        
        any particular reason for that one? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:27:36
        
        Just because I wanted to run in a Norridge home shirt, and that's the one I've done the mo (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 9, 15:32:02
        
        Last time he got some (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:28:34
      - there it is! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:25:09
        
        where? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:25:38
        
        up there next to the noodle van (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:26:09
        
        aha (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:26:48
        
        I think jcc is too busy at the mo though (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:27:41
        
        tehwatch is Johnny CC, is it? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:31:05
        
        61.896% of wotb users have "DELIA" as their password. I'm one (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:32:52
        
        ha ha. Me too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:33:50
        
        [not really, btw, but I do hope at least someone just tried it....] (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:38:21
        
        mines carl tanzler, no space (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:42:05
        
        I think so (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:31:41
        
        Well I put 2 and 2 together (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:35:06
        
        *question mark* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:28:40
        
        over your fitness? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:29:42
        
        this isn't a direction of thread I could have predicted to be honest (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:31:40
        
        like what happened to rod hulls (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:47:55
        
        ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:52:25
  - cool, a shirt made out of new born babies (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:17:14
    - idiot (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:19:30
      - I know this (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:19:49
        
        good (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 9, 15:21:02
- mice (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 9, 15:09:04
- Butter (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 9, 15:08:46
- option number b, deffo (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 9, 15:08:31
  - what's my other username? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:17:49
    - ah. Just seen below. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 9, 15:19:03
    - good old marvin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:18:19
- tin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:07:30
  - You wont believe this but (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 9, 15:16:48
    - lol (NCFC) - pants, Oct 9, 15:18:35

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