See? He's earning his money already. He'll still be on here most of the time

Looking for comments I can sue you all for!
(i'll have the oinkun closed down, and smudger destitute within weeks).

Posted By: megson on October 7th 2008 at 12:06:46

Message Thread

All this takeover talk is boring me now, So i've decided to take over myself. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 10:47:47
- Any jobs still going? (n/m) (NCFC) - Flying Canary, Oct 7, 13:03:48
  - Lawyer (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 13:10:13
- With respect... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 12:23:49
  - It could have been worse, buddy (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 12:27:48
  - Hence why i'm taking him out of the firing line for a while, he needs a 'rest' (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:26:22
- I'd like to be Executive Director of A Nice Cup Of Tea And A Sit Down (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 12:12:27
  - My job and you knows it (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 12:24:04
    - How does the Associate Director role take you? AB will be nominally your boss (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:27:07
      - No thanks - I'm my own boss... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 12:31:00
        
        Sub contracted Golden Goal seller then? Own boss then. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:33:31
        
        Golden Shower seller more like it (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 12:36:06
        
        Nope (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 12:35:49
        
        Look i'm trying here ok? Match day entertainment executive? (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:39:35
        
        I'll be the announcer and club DJ... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 12:50:07
        
        That's part of Yellow Ice's role, You can have the PA and be DJ (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:51:46
        
        I'll do what I want (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 12:54:07
        
        Well so long as that includes putting 'scum' on the scoreboard occasionally (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:56:09
        
        Re scum and the scoreboard: it's a given (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 12:59:04
        
        ^^^^ OG another contract needs drawing up. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 13:03:17
        
        I'm not drafting a contract for that shower of shite (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 13:06:11
        
        Dunt need one (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 13:08:09
        
        You're Fired. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 13:07:19
        
        Don't mess with me, Nipple Boy (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 13:14:01
        
        Earth (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 7, 13:08:53
        
        You may be a good boss but you've got a fool for an employee (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 12:32:38
  - All prospective employees have to pass a rigorous health check (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 12:15:41
    - chronic absenteeism and breast cancer (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 7, 12:26:02
    - Very well, but you won't find anyone better at sitting down and drinking tea. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 12:17:14
      - Come back when the nipple problem has cleared up (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:22:31
        
        It's OK (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 12:27:22
        
        Not the first time someones said that to me, normally not male though............... (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:32:07
- I would appoint Selwyn as psyologist ro keep a PMA amongst the players & staff (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Oct 7, 11:57:55
  - Hmmm, will he have time for that amongst the pig breeding? (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:05:39
- I'd like to be in charge of bringing Hucks back (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 7, 11:55:48
  - You can have that, i'll need a five page report on the merits of such an action though. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:09:04
- i'll have a job please (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 7, 11:43:45
  - No, as the new club lawyer I have to advise against employing you (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 11:52:22
    - um, you've already stated it on her though (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 7, 12:08:21
      - I will deny that I said it (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 12:10:33
        
        the equal opportunities people will cos i'm less well-abled (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 7, 12:12:57
        
        I can (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 12:14:10
        
        and well suited to your position you are too... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 7, 12:30:45
      - *here* not her (NCFC) - blindasabat, Oct 7, 12:08:55
    - See? He's earning his money already. He'll still be on here most of the time (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:06:46
- Can I be the club's official Tiny Pightle of Moo (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 11:35:46
  - you're just jealous because I got the buttock-pushing gig (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 7, 11:49:38
    - I've a feeling that may be the result of positive discrimination, I suggest a role that (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 12:20:44
  - I'll need to see your thoughts on where you see that role going forward, and the impact (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:37:47
    - Having a Tiny Pightle of Moo in the employ of the club increases its worth both here in (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 7, 12:16:40
      - Done, you're in. Let me know when you are off to the kings. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:21:18
- Director Of Football Genius (NCFC) - Auckland Roeder, Oct 7, 11:34:01
- I can be grammar girl (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 7, 11:27:52
  - Important role that, good choice. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:11:18
  - And you can have spangly tights and a little cape (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 7, 11:53:13
    - You might run the risk of some unscruplous person deliberately entering errorrs. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 7, 11:59:34
  - Done. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:34:41
- I do.... (NCFC) - Muz, Oct 7, 11:14:24
  - May I request we have more barmaids rather than the current 1:1000 ratio at the moment. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 7, 11:18:57
    - And when you finally get served the generic cooking lager, you wonder why you bothered. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 7, 11:33:48
      - In which case "purchasing manager" is yours, you'll need to work closesly with Muz (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:10:30
        
        Certainly note, I would consider it a signal honour to do so. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 7, 12:11:12
        
        *not (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 7, 12:11:20
  - good interview, you're hired. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:17:02
- Can i be chief tester of Crofty's crisps? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 7, 11:14:06
  - I see that as being a part time role only going forward, i'll need to make some cutbacks. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:17:52
    - with the signings of Matta and Gunn in there as head scout, this aint no PT job!! (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 7, 13:21:52
- I'm in, geeyza job. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Oct 7, 11:08:20
  - er, what are Sphinxs good at? Tell me your key skills. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:19:08
    - Well, (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Oct 7, 11:23:01
      - OK, I'll knock down the big yella storage place and stick you there. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:34:21
        
        Whoops, premature postage. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:36:25
        
        A Mutton Vindaloo and 6 pints and I could give them all a Bottom Growl (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Oct 7, 12:03:25
        
        Done, i'll allow a small expenses budget to cover the costs. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:05:06
- I do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Oct 7, 11:03:08
  - looking back through your posts, you can be incharge of the PA music. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:33:44
    - Excell-tent thank you. (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Oct 7, 11:52:09
      - ooh good stuff, i've just promoted you to Chief Atmosphere officer (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 12:04:33

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