joke oblique

So this guy is walking down the road and, glancing across the street, he sees a man walking in the opposite direction with an orange for a head.

"Blimey" he thinks, "What is that all about?".

Intrigued, he crosses the road and stops the bloke with the orange for a head and says "Excuse me mate, I hope you don't mind me asking, but I couldn't help but notice you have an orange for a head"

'Indeed I do" the bloke replies.

"How on earth did that happen?"

"Well, my Gran passed away last week and I was clearing out the loft in her house when I came across this old oil lamp. It was quite natty so I decided to give it a bit of a clean up. I was buffing away when, suddenly, this genie pops out and grants me three wishes"

"Really? What happened?"

"Well, first of all I wished that a million pounds in used notes would miraculously appear on top of my bed"

"No way, did it work?"

"Yep, and so for my second wish, I asked that every lovely young lady I had ever fantasised about would appear naked on top of the million pounds and fulfill my every sexual fantasy"

"Blimey flip! - Did they appear?"

"Yep it was an amazing experience"

"And what about your third wish?"

"Well for that I wished I had an orange for a head"

Posted By: malkybarkid on August 8th 2005 at 17:46:23

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        haha.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 8, 17:27:09
        
        quality cross for the goal... (General Chat) - jonah3000, Aug 8, 17:34:06
        
        joke oblique (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 8, 17:46:23
        
        An absolute classic joke (General Chat) - caffrey, Aug 8, 17:59:13
        
        oops - moved to top (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 8, 17:46:55
        
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