You can eat the whole lot, nothing poisonous in there

The best procedure is (a) pick it up; (b) snap the head off and put on one side; (c) pinch the shell over the main body hard until you hear it crack in several places on the under-belly (where the legs are); (d) open up shell and pull out the main body - should come out in one piece - big white and pink lump of solid yum; (e) eat body; (f) return to head - suck out contents; (g) pull claws off head, crack them and do best to extract contents - fiddly but very sweet meat; (h) deal with next one.

Posted By: Old Git on October 2nd 2008 at 14:09:43

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Crayfish, rocket and lemon juice sandwich, grapes (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 13:56:44
- Stilton Soup, a plum and.............wait for it............... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 2, 14:54:58
  - I am already well tented up. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 15:04:55
  - Does Monster Munch cause gouts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:56:38
    - Yes it does. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 15:05:06
- Two cheese and ham rolls, bag of Squares and a cheesestring (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Oct 2, 14:33:53
  - O/D alert on the cheese front!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:42:43
- Smoked ham, red leicester, rocket and a light dribble of dijon mustards (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:29:53
  - Good luck and... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:35:12
    - Is he sleb enough to run in the sleb enclosure at the front of the field? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:50:16
      - Well he did the Derbyshire peaks run last weekend... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 16:08:55
- Please assure me... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:08:08
  - Napkin (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:10:16
    - Is napkin more posherer than serviette? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:13:13
      - How To Get On In Society (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:26:26
        
        Excellent. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:30:01
        
        especially... "I'm soiling the doileys" (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:30:32
        
        Mr Betjeman will be very pleased (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:35:26
    - I was just about to type that (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 2, 14:11:18
      - I don't like the word text... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 2, 14:13:39
        
        In the same way that Scousers say... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:14:59
        
        I'm teriibly sorry Mr Nasie but I can't read that last word... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 2, 14:17:05
        
        Exactly! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:18:58
      - I knew you were flinching (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:12:13
  - Oh and for the record... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:10:04
  - no he does not (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 2, 14:09:15
- Rocco's Buffet with the wife, Lasagne, Pizza and Buffalo chicken wings. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 2, 14:07:05
  - "Rocco's Buffet with the wife" (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:11:13
    - no, that's the expected reward for the nice thought and hand in pocket. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 2, 14:20:52
- fuck all (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 2, 14:05:53
  - Mepopmebang sandwich... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:11:35
    - Hang on a fucking minute. Marmalade? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:51:26
      - Oh yes. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 16:07:29
    - No Nasie, no... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 2, 14:14:25
      - I'm eternally grateful to Wrath as I have discovered... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:16:37
- I had a langoustine in a seafood tagliatelle in Italy at the weekend - I wasn't quite sure (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 14:04:33
  - You can eat the whole lot, nothing poisonous in there (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:09:43
    - Re: (f) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:31:49
    - See - I think I need to practice in private - cant be doing all that on table of 7 others. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 14:27:58
- Tuna salad, banana can of orange tango (note can - does'nt lose it's fizz like a bottle) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 2, 14:02:55
- English Crayfish I hope, not those nasty, marauding(sp?) Merkin ones. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 13:58:35
  - We should all eat Merkin (signal) crayfish, it is our patriotic duty (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:01:56
    - Think it's because their worried people will accidentally trap native ones as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 2, 14:03:40

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