Please assure me...

... that you have a small square serviette that you place on your lap whilst eating, and that you use to dab the corners of your mouth once luncheon has been taken?

Yours worriedly

Nasium of Nottingham

Posted By: Jim Nasium on October 2nd 2008 at 14:08:08

Message Thread

Crayfish, rocket and lemon juice sandwich, grapes (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 13:56:44
- Stilton Soup, a plum and.............wait for it............... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 2, 14:54:58
  - I am already well tented up. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 15:04:55
  - Does Monster Munch cause gouts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:56:38
    - Yes it does. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 2, 15:05:06
- Two cheese and ham rolls, bag of Squares and a cheesestring (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Oct 2, 14:33:53
  - O/D alert on the cheese front!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:42:43
- Smoked ham, red leicester, rocket and a light dribble of dijon mustards (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:29:53
  - Good luck and... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:35:12
    - Is he sleb enough to run in the sleb enclosure at the front of the field? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:50:16
      - Well he did the Derbyshire peaks run last weekend... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 16:08:55
- Please assure me... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:08:08
  - Napkin (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:10:16
    - Is napkin more posherer than serviette? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:13:13
      - How To Get On In Society (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:26:26
        
        Excellent. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:30:01
        
        especially... "I'm soiling the doileys" (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:30:32
        
        Mr Betjeman will be very pleased (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:35:26
    - I was just about to type that (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 2, 14:11:18
      - I don't like the word text... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 2, 14:13:39
        
        In the same way that Scousers say... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:14:59
        
        I'm teriibly sorry Mr Nasie but I can't read that last word... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 2, 14:17:05
        
        Exactly! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:18:58
      - I knew you were flinching (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:12:13
  - Oh and for the record... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:10:04
  - no he does not (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 2, 14:09:15
- Rocco's Buffet with the wife, Lasagne, Pizza and Buffalo chicken wings. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 2, 14:07:05
  - "Rocco's Buffet with the wife" (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:11:13
    - no, that's the expected reward for the nice thought and hand in pocket. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 2, 14:20:52
- fuck all (General Chat) - Tomblander, Oct 2, 14:05:53
  - Mepopmebang sandwich... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:11:35
    - Hang on a fucking minute. Marmalade? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:51:26
      - Oh yes. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 16:07:29
    - No Nasie, no... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 2, 14:14:25
      - I'm eternally grateful to Wrath as I have discovered... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Oct 2, 14:16:37
- I had a langoustine in a seafood tagliatelle in Italy at the weekend - I wasn't quite sure (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 14:04:33
  - You can eat the whole lot, nothing poisonous in there (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:09:43
    - Re: (f) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 2, 14:31:49
    - See - I think I need to practice in private - cant be doing all that on table of 7 others. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 2, 14:27:58
- Tuna salad, banana can of orange tango (note can - does'nt lose it's fizz like a bottle) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 2, 14:02:55
- English Crayfish I hope, not those nasty, marauding(sp?) Merkin ones. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 2, 13:58:35
  - We should all eat Merkin (signal) crayfish, it is our patriotic duty (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 2, 14:01:56
    - Think it's because their worried people will accidentally trap native ones as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 2, 14:03:40

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