or...

Unless it is a different incident we did this story some while ago. Who started what will no doubt be in dispute but so far as Pc Plod was concerned it was a "six of one, half a dozen of the other incident" and the only thing that got it into the papers was the involvement of young Mr Martin (we don't normally do Beccles punch ups, there's no market). The Mirror had a tip (and no doubt the local Chav was well pleased with his £30 if he was bright enough to ask for it and give his name and address although he won't have received it yet - the Mirror group pay two months in arrears).

Publican did 999, tables overturned, glasses smashed, Pc Plod arrives. Ambulance arrives (goes away). Pc Plod takes names and addresses and some witness statements and decides no court will ever work out who did what to whom and PS: There's too many bloody forms anyway so sod it

Result: stern (lol!) words at Police Station, cautions for several people (not just Mr Martin).

I suspect this is the same incident because if it had happened again it is unlikely he would have been "cautioned" again. A caution (which people have to sign) includes the proviso that if you commit an offence of a "similar nature" within the next three years Pc Plod reserves the right to attempt to charge you for the "cautioned" offence as well. It could happen but a second caution for the same offence has to be signed off by a Chief Inspector or higher.

Posted By: blindasabat on June 5th 2008 at 09:53:29

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what a tosspot Chris Martin is... (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:46:02
- That dunt sound at all probable (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 5, 10:59:33
- I see (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, Jun 5, 10:50:58
- The cunt deserves a good beating himself (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Jun 5, 10:37:21
- Question is - if true then . . . (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Jun 5, 10:29:03
  - no (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 10:32:25
    - Sounds like Ian Henderson when he was here (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:33:02
  - no (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 10:29:36
- What a horrible story (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 5, 10:27:42
  - if true.... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:31:16
    - Posted on the Pink Un board so it must be true. Shirly? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 10:37:21
- Nobody has mentioned his other run in with the law either (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 5, 09:53:53
- or... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 5, 09:53:29
  - oh yeah as for the fractured jaw part blindasabat (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:57:14
  - But that sounds like it was all sorted on the night? (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:54:35
    - so you think he'd get a caution for kicking someone unconcious? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 5, 09:56:53
      - see my post above (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:57:54
        
        well that's convinced me, hanging's too good for the chavvy cunt (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 5, 10:00:53
- the worrying thing is that it must be true for him to post it, otherwise he'd risk (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 09:50:31
  - good luck phrankin imo (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:53:11
    - just copying across the story from the Pinkun. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:53:53
      - doubt the judge will see that as an excuse (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:55:12
        
        The pinkun have allowed it. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:56:11
        
        they don't mod before posting these days (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Jun 5, 09:59:40
        
        or haven't yet read it... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:58:19
        
        well if they remove it I will request the administrator here removes mine. (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 09:59:13
        
        good luck (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 10:00:01
        
        thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:00:36
        
        prisons are like holiday camps these days anyway (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 10:01:14
        
        I wonder if you get broadband in the cells? (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:03:17
        
        good to see you're preparing yourself (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 10:04:22
        
        Duke of Brunswick's Law 1871: every repetition of a libel is a fresh libel. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 5, 09:55:57
        
        excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:58:03
        
        i mean cheers for that (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 5, 09:59:19
  - Or the poster just hasn't really thought it through? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 5, 09:52:02
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 09:55:47
  - Or he is stupid and doesn't realise the trouble he could get into (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 5, 09:52:00
    - Who the hell is Boadicea? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 09:56:23
      - Until the late twentieth century, Boudica was known as Boadicea, (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 10:34:22
        
        She called herself Boudica! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 10:37:41
        
        I got that line from Wikipedea (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 5, 11:06:44
        
        Don't believe everything you read there! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 11:11:49

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